This is hilarious. Arvydas is a diamond in the rough.
Saw it. Poor Jet Li. He kicked ass as always, but they need to have somebody actually write a movie for him, or just call it UFC. It was amusing at times, even funny, but a predictable flop in terms of story and acting. Too bad.
I had Taco Bell for the first time in like a year or something a night ago. How the hell did I ever eat that crap with such abandon? Schrag, how did we eat 7-Eleven chilli dogs, ever? I saw one of those things on a stormy night up here in Seattle as I was grabbing some gas from a stop and rob… It looked like it had about 10 to 15 years on me and spent too much time sitting in the surf on a sunny beach somewhere… Somewhere awful.
Greetings. My desire to post decreases exponentially with the number of war-related posts. Today’s Boston Herald ran a cover picture of the “terror leader” that was captured over the weekend. Some clown said that “it was equal to the liberation of Paris in the Second World War.” What? Really? I think that you should always leave a few bigger military triumphs to use in future metaphors. I also think that you should not compare a third-world-wide manhunt for a small group of insane people who frequent caves to the Second World War. It’s just sad for everybody.
IVC went 3-0 (6-1 games) this weekend without our best player (the ridiculous Yann). We used another line-up but were able to take down Tufts, BU, and WPI. We brought only six people, requiring the middles to play all the way around, something we hadn’t done yet this year. It was fun. We are currently ranked seventh in Division II for NIRSA Nationals. Not sure if I/we will go or not…
Ashton Kutcher = $$
See “Just Married” or “That 70’s Show” for a proof of the equation. (Then go and see this and be AFRAID.) I remember a time when we all lived in Portland and went to see movies at every opportunity. Sure the Snake can talk trash about “stupid” movies that he hasn’t seen, but I just want to remind everyone that we were first in line to see Jet Li’s “Black Mask.” That is a movie that sucked in every possible way- especially the over-dubbing and the lame Ozzy Ozbourne look-alike bad guy. It won’t be a good movie just because you put Jet Li in it, just like it won’t be a bad movie just because it’s a schlock comedy (see the Naked Gun series, the Pink Panther series, Fletch, etc.). Enough said.
BTW: Mark how is the Special Edition of Akira? I never got to read the end of the comic (because of delays due to re-writing the ending for the third time), but it’s clear how vastly different the movie is from the comic. Not sure if I like it as much… Anyway…
I musta missed Kung Pow…but then again I didn’t wind up seeing “Dude, Where’s my car?” either which I think Chris thoroughly enjoyed. If I had to choose, well let’s just say…”DUDE! SWEET!!”.
Regarding Mark’s questions, I think there’s nothing wrong with working on any given day as long as: A) you are really into what you are doing or B) there is something you are looking forward to in the forseeable future which working will help you to attain. A sufficient, but less satisfying reason to work hard is the prospect of being thoroughly, publicly embarassed in the very near future if you don’t get something done. For more on this, see: graduate school. From my point of view, being able to set your own hours is the biggest factor. Getting up earlier than you want sucks. I also think that my work/vacation cycle is longer than average. Most people like the work five days/play two days thing (of course most have no choice)…I tend to like the work all the time for 1-2 months and then relax for several days/a week. Your mileage may vary. It’s all about concrete goals…
As far as categories go… is there a limit? Why do we need to add more? I’m just not sure what their big significance is…I suppose you can filter by categories? Anyhow, I guess a movies category is kind of on par with the music category…or maybe they can be merged into one.
By the way Chris, way to talk about my references to my manhood and then go on and on about your “tree” … thinly veiled ….
Schrag, I think that you’ve just maxed out the number of vague references to your manhood in the blog. A-ight with you?
If there’s one thing that I hate more than working on Saturday, it’s working on Sunday. I think that Mark started this week off right by talking about the days of the week and motivation… No one stepped up to the challenge, but I’m going to have to agree. Of course now, that post and everything else from the past week will be in the archives, and no one will see them (including Schrag’s classic recipe and bad double entendre). Just like the old “tree falling in the woods” riddle- but in blog form.
Whatever.
Have any of you seen “Kung Pao: Enter the Fist“? It is actually kind of funny. I guess I had some pretty low expectations about it, so it was easy enough to laugh during the really stupid parts. The way they inserted him into the original 1970’s film was pretty cool, and I think that they should have done a lot more with those scenes, instead of inserting an entire battle between him and a computer-generated cow. That was tedious and predictable compared to the product placement gags they did with Taco Bell and Bowflex. I guess you have to draw the obvious conclusions between it and “What’s up, Tiger Lilly?“, but really, the visual comedy adds a lot more than just overdubbing random one-liners and noises. It’s worth seeing, especially if you basically get the movie free when you purchase Big Trouble in Little China. That movie is the bomb.
For your information George, my “long ass post” is always UP. < --- Don't do it.
Thanks for the big help, B-Diddy… are you trying to move in on Mark’s compu-guru status? Anyhow, I’ve deleted the log version. Hey George, what are you going to be doing now? Are you living in Portland for the foreseeable future?
Robin, good stuff on the cookies, but I must say as a scientist that your “cook for exactly seven minutes” lacks an error bar. My cookie recipe would go something like:
2.0 +/- 0.3 cups flour, 10 +/- 2 decacups of sugar, 365 +/- [0.3,0.4] drams of water. Cook at 542 +/- 14 Kelvin for 7 +/- 2 minutes or until brown +/- pink. Spit out 0.57 +/- 0.12 seconds after eating. Serves 5 +/- 1.
see? that’s how to get people to use your recipe!! But you get a 10 for the picture.
Make-the-Pain-Go-Away Cookies
I’ve adapted this recipe, originally called Chocolate Fudge-Candy Cookies, from Maida Heatter’s Cookies. Instructions are pretty much verbatim. The recipe was already one of the easiest and richest I’ve used, but I decided it needed an optional chocolate glaze, too. You know, for the kids.
12 oz semisweet chocolate chips
2 oz (1/2 stick) butter (unsalted if you want to get fancy)
1 14-oz can unsweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract (or some kind of hard liquor)
1 cup sifted flour
8 oz (2 ¼ cups) pecans, toasted (see note), broken or cut into large pieces (optional, really)
yield: 55 “rather small cookies”
If you have more than one cookie sheet, adjust two racks to divide the oven into thirds. If you have only one, put the top rack in the middle. Preheat to 350?F. Line cookie sheets (or equivalent) with foil shiny side up, trying not to crease it.
Place the chocolate and the butter in the top of a large double boiler or Bain-marie over warm water on moderate heat. Stir occasionally until melted and smooth. Avoid getting water in the chocolate.
Remove from the heat and wipe the hot condensation from the bottom of pan or bowl with a towel. Stir in the condensed mild and vanilla, then the flour, and lastly the pecans.
Use a rounded teaspoonful of the mixture for each cookie; pick it up with one spoon and push it off with another. Place the cookies 1-2 inches apart on the foil.
Bake two sheets at a time (if you have them), reversing the sheets top to bottom and front to back once during baking. Bake for exactly 7 minutes. The cookies will still feel soft; they will become firmer as they cool.
If you bake only one sheet at a time, reverse it front to back once during baking.
Before baking, the dough will look varnished; after baking it will have changed to the dull look of fudge candy.
If you have used a cookie sheet with only one raised rim, as you remove it from the oven, slide the foil off to cool completely. Then slide the hot cookie sheet under another piece of foil with unbaked cookies on it. If the sheet has raised rims all around, let the foil stand on the sheet until the cookies are completely cool. (Or take your chances at being burned and pull the foil off anyway.) When they have cooled, use a wide metal spatula to transfer the cookies to racks and let stand until the bottoms become dry. (If you don’t have cooling racks, the slatted top of a clean broiler pan turned upside-down works in a pinch.)
Glaze if desired.
Store with wax paper or plastic wrap between the layers.
Note: To toast pecans, place them on a shallow pan in the middle of a preheated 350? oven for 12 – 15 minutes, stirring them occasionally, until they are very hot but not until they become darker in color. They are usually done when they start to smell good. For a quick cool-down, pour them into a bowl and put them in the freezer for 2 or 3 minutes. Chop when cool enough to handle.
Chocolate Ganache Glaze to Lick off Your Fingers Post-Cookie
This is a pretty large batch. Extra may be eaten with a spoon, spread on peanut butter sandwiches, rolled into truffles, and/or smeared on croissants or good French bread.
1 cup heavy whipping cream
8 oz semisweet chocolate chips
Bring the cream to a simmer in a saucepan over low heat. Remove from heat and add chocolate all at once. Shake the pan to make sure all the chocolate is submerged in the hot liquid. Let stand 5 minutes, then whisk smooth. Leave to cool until ready to use.
To glaze cookies: After the cookies have cooled and while they are still on their cooling racks (or sheets), place foil under the racks and pour spoonfuls of ganache on each cookie. Smooth it out with the back of the spoon to coax the glaze to the edges. Some may pour off onto the foil. It may be licked off later. If the ganache has cooled too much to pour, warm it over hot water for a few minutes while stirring. Leave the cookies until the chocolate is set.
Obsessive-Compulsive Variation: Press a toasted pecan half into the still wet glaze on top of each cookie.
Hi all. I thought I’d stoop to one small step above the mass email (TM) and use the massblog to give a recap of what I’ve been doing for work recently (and will continue after I graduate in May).
Since last summer, I have been working for a company called Micromagnetics. Our web page is rather bad so far; I wouldn’t click over there unless you want to be unimpressed. Last summer we got $1 million in venture capital from an “angel” investor to develop our first an only product: a magnetic microscope which coincidentally I developed for my thesis research with my advisor at our lab at Brown. The basic idea: we use a super small magnetic sensor (almost exactly what’s in yer hard drive) to see very small-scale magnetic fields. In particular, we can see the fields above a working integrated circuit: a pentium processor, pretty much anything with electrical flow. So the idea is to measure a map of the fields above the surface, do some math, and we can tell exactly where the current is flowing in the chip. This is a super important thing for IC makers to be able to do; right now, if there is a problem with a chip, they generally have to strip away layer after layer and look for a “needle in a haystack” to find the problem; this takes several days to a month the way they do it now. We hope we can reduce this time to an hour by being able to see a change in current flow with this technique. So, we make these things and sell them to Intel, AMD, TI, IBM, etc.
In July we hired a president to run the show, and in September we hired an engineering team. At the moment we are up to 12 full-time employees: six engineers, three business type people, another grad student from our group, my advisor, and myself. Last semester I got a grant from the NSF to develop one particular aspect of this instrument, and we have applied for a few more grants based on other applications. One upshot of this is I have to be a full-time employee to apply for these grants, and they run starting July 1…soooo…I have to graduate by then! Nice to have a “set in stone” date. Of course, Bush’s budget completely axes one of the grant programs we applied to…but it survived last year and hopefully will this year too. We are shipping our first prototype unit to Johns Hopkins this week (they bought it to study some biological applications). Right now, the focus is to get two customers to commit to purchase our “beta test units”. The idea is to have these done by the summer and get them into the company labs so they can start to see how best to use them.
My role is basically to interact with the people who come to visit, to tell them what we can do, and to scan any samples they bring and get good results. Because I am the “point man” in terms of getting results and making customers interested, I feel a lot of pressure to deliver so we can get them to commit some $$$ to buy a unit. It’s stressful and exciting all at once. I am also in the process of exploring some other applications of the technique, trying to publish them and get our name out there. Finally, I’ve done some scanning on a “contract basis” for some of these guys (i.e. they send samples and pay X$ per day for use of the microscope and I tell them what I find). It’s nice because I get to meet the best scientists all over the industry and already two of them have suggested we collaborate on papers (publish or perish! if I ever want to go back into the academic world)
In the next four weeks, we have four companies coming with samples: Analog Devices this week, then Intel, then TI, then AMD. So the next month will be critical. If we get two companies to commit to work with us, then we go out and get another round of funding (~$3-5M). Without the sale of the beta units, funding will be hard to get. If we do get funding, then we hire a few more people and start developing the first “normal model” which will be available to sell in 2004? 2005? in slightly larger quantities (5? 10? 20?)
The other thing I do in my free time is write my thesis. I will defend in mid- to late-April so I can walk in May. After I graduate, I have a standing offer to stay with the company, and I plan to keep with it until we fail or until I get to the point where I am not doing any interesting research any more.
After that, who knows? It’s fun, but a lot of work, so I apologize for my limited communications with y’all. If any of you want to come out for a few days to visit and hang out, please let me know. They pay me a lot more than I am used to spending, so I feel one of the best things I can do with extra cash is to help keep in touch with my people; therefore, don’t let expense keep you from coming on out here! The price of a ticket is nothing compared to seeing a good buddy. As always, time is harder to find! (Besides, as Brandon knows, even though I may pay for plane tickets, I still find a way to get some value out of my “guests”…like having them help me move 2600 lb. tables around.)
cheers, Ben
P.S. I would also be willing to subsidize George’s next haircut…preferably sooner…little hairy wiry tae-kwon-do bad-kung-fu-villian lookin scruffball
Yay for George!
Here’s the photos I took when we went out on the 9th to Chang’s.
We went to the Chang’s on 99E. How far is it? When you start to think you must’ve passed it and should turn around, keep going about another mile. It’s on the right.
Mark, George, Colin, Diana, Robin. Note, I am the only one sticking with the traditional root beer. How pitiful.
Mark’s standard bowl except with mushrooms and brocolli since it was dinner and they had the fancy stuff out!
Mark’s spinach dish. The spinach takes up way too much space in your regular bowl pre-cooked. Perfect to make a nice side dish. Just add garlic, salt water, and oil.
The dinners at Chang’s feature questionable fish. George’s dish smelled extremely foul, he couldn’t eat it, but the waitress was cool and said to not worry about it and took it away.
George is happy with his next bowl (third and last, btw–the George of old is as faded as the Chang’s of old).
The ladies! Chang’s, I always thought, was more of a guy thing. I mean, how many women try to eat four bowls?
Colin and George had me pour some of my root beer into their ice creams. Nice memories, but again, if they were going to do it right, it’d be full glass of float.
Final verdict? While I don’t want to go every week again, I do sometimes still get that Chang’s craving and when I have it, man does it hit the spot!
Perhaps it’s fitting that the Chang’s outing experience be superceded by this awesome sign. Whenever you all are in town again, we’ll go to Chang’s, but we’ll also go to a ton of other great restaurants which we’ve discovered since our Chang’s days.
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