Looks like the job won’t be going through; my half sister isn’t half at all, she’s French. Needless to say, they’re not good for recommendations right now, so, I’m once again with an abundance of time. Mark, you’re welcome to get a ride with me whenever. I might not slow down when you get out, but I’ll get you there…

I almost linked to the exact same site… Small net eh?

It doesn’t matter if I can’t stay since Robin and I decided last night that we would move to Canada. I’ve cancelled my plans for graduate school at UW and am now applying for the University of British Columbia in Vancouver. I hear Vancouver is the most culturally diverse city in the world.

Let me know when you guys get hitched Chris and Ben; I’m honored to be the best man and look forward to Brandon driving me around like a good black boy.

Oh, and be sure to check this site out: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html

Yeah, I can drive stick, but I’ll have to clear my schedule first. It’s good thing that you’ll be taking care of Schrag cos’ Yeung isn’t gonna be vetted by the HLSD. Sorry Ben, she can’t be trusted, and must be traded. George won’t make it either. And Colin is out too. Mark, sorry, but Robin is cool. I get a waiver to work on the odd days of the year. Chris, you’re pretty much able to buy whatever you want, though I think this gender change thing may run afoul of pending legislation. You might want to free up about 5 to 10 years of your time here in the near future. Don’t worry about sending me an invitation, I’ll know about it anyway.

Congrats Brandon! I expect that you will be personally tapping my phone?

On a side note, I’ve decided to have a sex change and marry Ben. I thought you all should know. We talked about it at lunch today, and he agrees that it would be the best for everybody. We would like Mark to be our Best Man and George to be the Chang’s Bearer (the person who brings our wedding bowls to the grill and returns with glorious grilled goodness).

Brandon, we need a valet. Can you drive stick?

We will be registered at Pottery Barn and with the Miller Brewing Company. The Reverand Moon will join us at the stroke of midnight after the NCAA National Championship Game in New Orleans. Afterwards, Colin will be expected to cut down my hair net. Tickets are $15, available at Sam Goody on even numbered days.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

I’m going full time again! My half-sister was able to pull a few strings and get me in to the Homeland Security Dept. She used to be a communications tech with the Coast Guard, and since they became part of the dept, she’s got a little bit of pull. That I was in the service and retain clearance didn’t hurt. So, I’ll be a GS10 in the telecommunications operations divison. There’s a drive to step up our civil monitoring activities to support our domestic security initiatives, so they’re grabbing up quite a few people. Dunno how I feel about that, but whatever. As you guys prob know, most of the international links have been monitored for, well, forever. It’s only recently that there’s been broad authority to do this domestically, a provision of the Patriot Act. I’ve never used the equipment to monitor GSM or CDMA/TDMA cell networks, but I’ll be going to school in Virginia next month. Back into the fold for me!

Hmm, I have been having the same thoughts Brandon, regarding going elsewhere. I find myself ashamed to be an American especially in groups of grad students where I am the only one, and am often out-numbered by students from the middle east. You shouldn’t have to explain why your country is full of ignorant buffoons. My favorite news of the day: Cheney’s old company not only specializes in oil-industry equipment, their main field is in rebuilding infrastructure of countries. Oh, how convenient.

Most enraging thing in general I saw today: on the CNN.com website there’s a link called “day in photos” or something of the sort. It’s all separated into convenient categories: one is “warfare”, one is “damage” etc so you can look at all the nice planes and weapons without having to see the “dead people”. Then all the captions on the pictures of the wrecked buildings and wounded people in Iraq have the word “reportedly” in them. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Like: “An Iraqi woman stands among ruins of a section of Baghdad that was reportedly hit during airstrikes.” with a picture of a woman in a totally ruined building. Oh, maybe she blew up her own house…you can’t be SURE that the U.S. bombed it. Maybe they BUILT it that way, the new “open air” style of house. Fucking morons. Makes me sick.

Unfortunately, I must focus on the thesis this week above everything else. Sunday all the writing has to be finished…and then all printed with references by Friday next week. Hopefully by then things won’t be much much worse for our misguided country.

Page count: 130.

For the first time in my life, I mentioned, even as a joke, that I would live outside the US. Toronto specifically. I have never been so incensed about something that has been undertaken by our leadership. I do not trust what is put forth by our government; I check against what is convenient for the party argument at every turn. I have “served my country”, and figure myself no less a patriot then those doing the job now as I would were it still mine to do. But I so truly relish that involvement is my choice, and that I do not have to participate or sacrifice the only thing that is mine for this bullshit. I was laughing today that less then four years ago I had a conversation with my middle brother about the reality of joining the service (as opposed to the lines of the recruiters) in which I pointed out that you may find yourself in world of shit without acquiescence or recourse; he’s now at UC Davis. For as little as I agree with the state of affairs, I would ensure that I go before I see a brother of mine be sacrificed for this. I hope that none of you are burdened with concern for your loved ones, and hope that none of us pay what is a likely and continued price for our audacity.

This is of course from EM3 Parker, USN. Funny how life plays out.

It just got hit with all kinds of ordinance. Amazing. Technology is even worse now in it’s ability to neuter reality. I’m watching it live on M’s dad’s home theater system, and I swear it sounds just like scene’s from movies, and you don’t even get the nice hollywood touch of people being injured. Crazy stuff. Interesting though.

Ol’ Rummy pointed out that references to this attack on Baghdad to those of WW2 (I heard somebody mention Dresden) were off base. He went overboard in mentioning the care and humanity of our targeting, but I suppose he can’t suggest that if you’re a war reporter you should at least know something about the details of the history of it…

Also, I thought that they we’re misquoting the munitions used, especially on the first night. The 2000lb bombs that they say were dropped were Paveway LGB’s, and they are not the famed “bunker busters” as they said (they, Paveways’, were known before for their use in ruining air fields by penatrating the runway to some degree before exploding). Thw ‘Bunker Buster’ is a 4000lb special purpose weapon that was initially fashioned from spent 8in artillery tubes. I went about confirming what I already knew just a sec ago… I find it amazing that the people trusted to inform the uninformed are allowed not to know with certainty themselves.

This in a round about way ties into what Mark already knows about the media… Here’s something I came across (cut and paste)…

NBC’s Saturday Night Live (SNL) [recently] opened with a skit making fun
of the stupidity of questions posed by reporters at Pentagon briefings.
The skit featured a parody of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld….
With C-SPAN graphics on screen, the fake reporters posed these
questions:

“If only the real Rumsfeld was that tough.”

Yeah, i’m not sure if isuru is monitoring this site. I do know that he’s got a connection at home.

This STP thing is kind of a huge goal right now. My brother and i will be trying to do it in one day. That’s at least 14hrs in the saddle baby!! I’ll be sure to make a donation to the sperm bank before heading off…haha. Fortunately, unlike bball, cycling endurance actually increases as you get older..you can actual get peak performance when you’re 30+. since the guys who i ride with are 35+ and usually kick my ass, i think its true!

is there an easier way to update this blog? i keep on having to enter my own html.

-colin

In a weird twist of fate, I was unable to learn anything about the “war” last night on TV since every channel (or at least the 4 that I get with my crappy TV next to my computer where I was diligently playing a game) was covering the protests downtown. They lasted from 5pm or so to 2:15am this morning, effectively halting traffic on Burnside, and at times halting traffic through-out downtown *including* I-5!

The local anchorpeople, at least on channel 2 where I eventually ended up, all seemed really pissed at the protestors and flaberghasted that they would take to the streets to show their support for the anti-war movement. I suspect the anchors just wanted to go home rather than cover the protests; how dare they make me work overtime!?! One reporter who they went to once in a while was cool about it and kept saying that these protestors for the most part were peaceful and exercising their right to free speech and that he’d stay out there as long as they were out there, but the anchors kept dismissing what he was saying and kept talking about tha audacity of the protestors and how their demonstration was killing their argument.

Is it just me or is the general media completely naive, never really going further than superficial observations? No, don’t answer that; I know the answer.

The one good thing: a McDonald’s had its windows smashed by one guy while others were saying “no! we want this to be peaceful!” It’s good on so many levels. It shows that only a few minority were just there to cause trouble and that the majority were peaceful citizens trying to accomplish a goal. It also fulfills secret fantasies of many Americans to destroy McDonald’s property. 🙂