Looks like the job won’t be going through; my half sister isn’t half at all, she’s French. Needless to say, they’re not good for recommendations right now, so, I’m once again with an abundance of time. Mark, you’re welcome to get a ride with me whenever. I might not slow down when you get out, but I’ll get you there…

I almost linked to the exact same site… Small net eh?

It doesn’t matter if I can’t stay since Robin and I decided last night that we would move to Canada. I’ve cancelled my plans for graduate school at UW and am now applying for the University of British Columbia in Vancouver. I hear Vancouver is the most culturally diverse city in the world.

Let me know when you guys get hitched Chris and Ben; I’m honored to be the best man and look forward to Brandon driving me around like a good black boy.

Oh, and be sure to check this site out: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html

Yeah, I can drive stick, but I’ll have to clear my schedule first. It’s good thing that you’ll be taking care of Schrag cos’ Yeung isn’t gonna be vetted by the HLSD. Sorry Ben, she can’t be trusted, and must be traded. George won’t make it either. And Colin is out too. Mark, sorry, but Robin is cool. I get a waiver to work on the odd days of the year. Chris, you’re pretty much able to buy whatever you want, though I think this gender change thing may run afoul of pending legislation. You might want to free up about 5 to 10 years of your time here in the near future. Don’t worry about sending me an invitation, I’ll know about it anyway.

Congrats Brandon! I expect that you will be personally tapping my phone?

On a side note, I’ve decided to have a sex change and marry Ben. I thought you all should know. We talked about it at lunch today, and he agrees that it would be the best for everybody. We would like Mark to be our Best Man and George to be the Chang’s Bearer (the person who brings our wedding bowls to the grill and returns with glorious grilled goodness).

Brandon, we need a valet. Can you drive stick?

We will be registered at Pottery Barn and with the Miller Brewing Company. The Reverand Moon will join us at the stroke of midnight after the NCAA National Championship Game in New Orleans. Afterwards, Colin will be expected to cut down my hair net. Tickets are $15, available at Sam Goody on even numbered days.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

I’m going full time again! My half-sister was able to pull a few strings and get me in to the Homeland Security Dept. She used to be a communications tech with the Coast Guard, and since they became part of the dept, she’s got a little bit of pull. That I was in the service and retain clearance didn’t hurt. So, I’ll be a GS10 in the telecommunications operations divison. There’s a drive to step up our civil monitoring activities to support our domestic security initiatives, so they’re grabbing up quite a few people. Dunno how I feel about that, but whatever. As you guys prob know, most of the international links have been monitored for, well, forever. It’s only recently that there’s been broad authority to do this domestically, a provision of the Patriot Act. I’ve never used the equipment to monitor GSM or CDMA/TDMA cell networks, but I’ll be going to school in Virginia next month. Back into the fold for me!