So a couple of days ago I noticed a little dot on my foot that I hadn’t noticed before. Being completely a freak, I thought maybe it was skin cancer and so I got some tweezers last night and tried to dig it up. Then I thought maybe it was a splinter since it seemed like it was well-defined and was foreign… but eventually I gave up and convinced myself that it is a new mole… since I mean.. it’s not like I walk around bare-foot outside and it doesn’t hurt at all and I’m only 32…

How would one know, anyway?