OK, let me see if I have the rules of this alternate-reality that is the C.M.G.P. down. From what I can gather from Mark’s [I like that little trick] past entries, members can be as cheeky, dorky, and self-absorbed as they like as long as they use some form of the name “John” in their username. Is that about it? Whee hee! At last a safe forum for me to share my wit and arcane craft interests which, I believe, fulfill all three of those qualifications. Thanks for inviting me!

Love you guys,

r