<<set $dex += 2>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhen you went to college/fleet academy, you fell in love with:\n\n[[Vance, that total stud.|StrDanger]]\n\n[[Chris, the knife thrower.|DexDanger]]\n\n[[Hermione, your math tutor.|IntDanger]]

<<set $dex += 1>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhile you were a teen, whenever you played a CRPG, you created a:\n\n[[brawny brawler!|StrRomance]]\n\n[[rapscally rogue...|DexRomance]]\n\n[[wise wizard.|IntRomance]]

<<set $str += 1>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhile you were a teen, whenever you played a CRPG, you created a:\n\n[[brawny brawler!|StrRomance]]\n\n[[rapscally rogue...|DexRomance]]\n\n[[wise wizard.|IntRomance]]

<<set $dex += 4>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\nLiving the dream, being a cat burglar is pretty fantastic!\n\nYou decide that it's better to score big early on and retire to a remote beach, away from the world's/galaxy's problems.\n\nCongrats! Game over!

<<set $int -= 5>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\nAn academic?!?\n\nGame over.

<<set $int += 3>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\nI'm not judgmental, but smarts are the way to go, and Hermione is quite worthy of your affection.\n\nAnyway, when you finally graduated, you got a job as:\n\n[[the Governor of California.|StrFinal]]\n\n[[a cat burglar.|DexFinal]]\n\n[[an academic.|IntFinal]]\n

Ooops, Vance was actually pretty dangerous to be around since he really liked felling trees in his spare time while on long, romantic hikes in the woods. A tree fell on you and you died.\n\nGame over.

Unfortunately, Chris is not a very good knife thrower. You died.\n\nGame over.

<<silently>>\n<<set $str = 5>>\n<<set $dex = 5>>\n<<set $int = 5>>\n<<endsilently>>\nWelcome to RPG Quest: Legend Age!\n\n<Flavor text giving backstory about epic questness and deeply personally meaningful moral and ethical decisions in a world/galaxy torn asunder by dark things or somesuch. And phat loots. Yeah.>\n\nFirst let's [[create a character|Chargen]].\n

<<set $str += 2>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhen you went to college/fleet academy, you fell in love with:\n\n[[Vance, that total stud.|StrDanger]]\n\n[[Chris, the knife thrower.|DexDanger]]\n\n[[Hermione, your math tutor.|IntDanger]]

\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nAs a young kid, you were bullied/witnessed your younger sibling bullied. Do you:\n\n[[fight back!|StrRPG]]\n\n[[get even later by stealing their wallets?|DexRPG]]\n\n[[console yourself/your sibling by reminding yourself/your sibling that these bullies will have horrible jobs in the future while you rule the world through some sort of social media corporation?|IntRPG]]

RPG Quest: Legend Age

<<set $int += 2>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhen you went to college/fleet academy, you fell in love with:\n\n[[Vance, that total stud.|StrDanger]]\n\n[[Chris, the knife thrower.|DexDanger]]\n\n[[Hermione, your math tutor.|IntDanger]]

@mcdanger

<<set $int += 1>>\nYour hero:\n\nStrength: <<print $str>>\nDexterity: <<print $dex>>\nIntelligence: <<print $int>>\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------\n\nWhile you were a teen, whenever you played a CRPG, you created a:\n\n[[brawny brawler!|StrRomance]]\n\n[[rapscally rogue...|DexRomance]]\n\n[[wise wizard.|IntRomance]]

You're joking right?\n\nNo?\n\nOkay, then... As the Governor of California, you have to deal with failing ratings and bankruptcy. Someone assassinates you.\n\nGame over.